Friday, December 19, 2008

Stunning and Dirty

Premise: ...and at 5:39 pm on a Friday you end up alone at the office and think, "Why the fuck am I not jerking off at my desk?"

Hint: Youporn; Aneta Keys is Stunning and Dirty.

Conclusion: Best idea I've had all day.


  1. What do you do for your job?

  2. Thanks for asking, I do everything but nothing. I'm not just one person, I am a legion of unspoken voices. If i were to be forced into one body, I'd merely be a conduit for negative energy from others.

    Does this make sense?