This has all just been revelry

Anonymous Public: if i were capable of friendliness without sex being a motivation, my life might be easier or more pleasant or something

Friend:or less likely to lead straight to hell.

Anonymous Public: that's been a given since i burned a bible at 18. This has just been revelry cuz the why fuck not when the plane's going down..

Gentleman

As my new year’s eve “date” and I have only known each other a week, our first kiss was a New Year’s kiss, and I’m obviously a gentlemen, I told her at 2:30 I had to go and didn’t push idea of “after hours” at my place or any other bullshit and promptly met up with an old fuck-buddy who had called me around 1:30 asking if she could crash at my place.

Mid sex I told her I had syphilis and she got freaked out. Her being freaked out made me laugh so much that I told her I HAD to text my guy friends about it because it was so funny. Then, I texted about 8 of them right in front of her about it.

Gentleman.